Bayern fans give Neuer a code of behaviour – what if Liverpool fans did the same for Gerrard?
Bayern ultras created a “code of behaviour” for Manuel Neuer, which they passed on to him.
They were: 1) Neuer will never be allowed to sing fan chants through their megaphone. 2) Neuer will never be allowed to kneel in front of the team and start the “Humba”-chant. 3) Neuer will never be allowed to come near the “Südtribüne” (south stand), where the ultras stand. 4) Neuer will never be allowed to throw his shirt into the stands. 5) Neuer will never be allowed to kiss the Bayern badge on his shirt.
All very reasonable stuff, I hope you’ll agree (thanks @dan_bu). Anyway, we have a lot of time on our hands at the moment and we wondered what other fans would have come up with for their team’s players had they been clever enough to think of the idea.
Liverpool fans for Steven Gerrard, perhaps:
1.) Steven must only ever approach another club if he’s prepared to lie to us that he felt he was unwanted.
2.) Steven must be happy with the nickname ‘Stevie G’ on his tombstone.
3.) Stevie G must guarantee at least one goal from outside the box every couple of months, to keep false hope alive and well forever
4.) Stevie G must ingest the lyrics to you’ll never walk alone anally, at least twice a week.
5.) Stevie G must not play behind the striker, in central midfield, on the right, on the left or in any other pre-defined position I, you or anyone else can think of now or in the future.