Comment culture on Surreal Football
Dear readers,
Over recent days a comment culture appears to have been developing on this website. This is not what we want.
We may have in some way encouraged you with the odd reply and we can only apologise for that. But it is important that you do not feel as though we meant to show you anything but contempt through any of our actions.
If you could just keep quiet we would get on a lot better.
Though if you must, here are a list of acceptable comments:
“You guys are the best”
“How can I give you money?”
“I am an arsehole”
“I AM AN ARSEHOLE”
“I am here to be validated – I see that now.”
Okay? Cheers,
The boys at Surreal Football*
*Can you please also stop referring to us by that title.
