Season Preview: Newcastle
Newcastle: The Twattening, as Falko puts it.
The thing is, as homoerotic as some as the Barton love got, he’s still basically a twat. It’s just that Mike Ashley is plainly an even bigger twat. Barton, for once, is the lesser of two evils, though it seems he’s becoming an increasingly tedious one (much like this series).
Now, as is tradition, we have to choose a song for Newcastle.
Cabaye looks pretty good, Barton will be soon forgotten, so: