Because we can publish what we want: 30 REASONS WHY I HATE MAN CITY

by Mark Alpert

1. They’re a club from Manchester, i fucking hate Manchester.

2. I hate sky blue Football kits.

3. I hate Ethiad Airways.

4. I hate Emmanuel Adebayor.

5. I hate Adebayor for kicking Van Persie in the face, the cunt.

6. I hate the greedy, worthless, waste of space that is Carlos Tevez.

7. I hate Gary Cook, Tevez probably knows more english than that corporate clichéd buffoon.

8. I hate Mark Hughes, unfairly sacked or not, he started getting a bit too big for his boots.

9. They stole the ‘Poznan’ from another club then accuse others of stealing it from them. Thieves and hipocrites.

10. Spending an obscene amount of money in an attempt to win trophies, tantamount to cheating.

11. Inflating transfer fees and wages across Europe, affecting all clubs.

12. I hate them for offering Kaka £500,000 per week in wages, even by today’s ‘standards’ that is just sickening.

13. Allowing themselves to be owned by Thaksin Shinawatra, accused of corruption, authoritarianism, treason and muzzling the press. An all-round nice guy.

14. I hate the City supporting scumbag who called Arsenal a ‘Feeder club’ on Twitter.

15. I hate the City supporting scumbag who called Surreal Football a ‘WUM blog that will quickly be forgotten.’

16. In their pursuit of instant success, they have robbed talented youngsters of opportunities to prove themselves, the bastards.

17. I hate Roberto Mancini, i just don’t rate him.

18. I hate the City supporting scumbag who called Rangers a ‘Disgusting little club.’

19. I hate the City fans who suggest that Man United ‘Bought’ their success over the years.

20. I hate Brian Marwood.

21. I hate the ‘chief football administration officer’ title.

22. I hate the fans who don’t realise their club is changing from the people’s alternative to Man United, into a franchise just like United.

23. I hate them for buying Roque Santa Cruz, then ruining him.

24. I hate them for giving a job to Paddy Viera, he should work for Arsenal.

25. I hate being randomly abused by City supporting scum.

26. I hate the City scum who chant ‘Munichs’ a minority they may be, but i hate all of them.

27. I hate Gareth Barry.

28. I hate James Milner

29. I hate Blue Moon.

30. I hate them for the inflatable banana craze, which spread like a plague.