How to wind up a Manchester United fan
In the first of a new series, we’ll be explaining how to use simple words and coloured-in triangles to wind up football fans. Bless them, fans aren’t clever, and the sheer amount of abuse they deliver on the internet has made the medium largely pointless.
The only answer is, then, not to research the things you love or care about, no. It is to go out of your way to wind them up. Medical research indicates that those who lead a stressful life are more likely to die earlier. You do the math.
Part One: How to wind up a Manchester United fan