How to Predict the Scottish Title Winners

We’re all about maths, logic and respect at Surreal Football.  We respect our peers just as much as they respect us.

So, obviously we decided to hope on board the interactive, cross-fucking-media bonanza wagon, and we got someone do a picture.  We are now well aware the average audience prefers simple shapes, so we apologise for the sheer volume of words.  But that’s what happens when you use a standard template.  Relaunch soon.  PLEASE.

Introducing Jakey Gee’s new Scottish Premier League Finish Predictor – a sophisticated forecasting model I have developed in collaboration with a team of Harvard-based mathematicians, sports statisticians and gaming experts, using an array of complex algorithms and behavioural simulators which, frankly, make Google look like a meat raffle.