Top 5 Fitba
Today I’m going to have a lovely fish stew, matched with a rather classy bottle of Mersault. The football? Pah. Fuck football.
The week was a good one. Jose Mourinho dished out righteous judgement, and he’s just one more stylish bust up away from breaking the Catalan Sanctimony XI apart mentally. We hope.
With the week’s events appraised, here’s our best of.
1. Barcelona, football’s biggest hypocrites.
2. The best footballers with apostrophes in their nam’es.
3. Our collection of football violence was a fine haul this week.
4. The easiest way to predict a football match.
5. A handy bit of advice for Arsene Wenger.