Diagram: How to make an Arsenal fan cry
Sport is a few things – competition, lies, money – but making Arsenal fans cry is good fun. It’s easy, comes with instant gratification and you can – if you build a website – get a few of them going in one go.
Of course, you’ll find yourself threatened – all fans tend to do that bit – and hated, but, the thing is, they’d all be up for it anyway. In football writing, you start off (reasonably) reasonable, then you get pummelled, then you get even. If you’re looking for a pre-emptive strike against Arsenal fans, mention these babies:
You can be a football writer too: write for massively varying fees, get abused and be told off for selling out your morals for trying to make a living of any kind – by people sitting in their own glass houses. Wahey! More of these here.