Manchester United Deadline Day PANIC

First it was Modric, but Chelsea got there first.  Then it was Nasri, but his agent was persuaded somehow to persuade Nasri that he actually wanted to join City.

Then it was Sneijder.  Still Sneijder.  Holy fuck Sneijder is going to join United!

No, he’s not.

Piss.

So, instead of wasting your time today, United fans, just consult our handy guide to your panic.  Accept your fate, give in.

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