A History of Violence Part 73: Hristo Stoichkov
England play Bulgaria this weekend. It’s an intruiging match up/I don’t really care. If we’re about, we’ll even MBM for it so you don’t have to make do with second best. A few debuts of young players we don’t hate yet might liven it up.
Here are some of the best reasons why Bulgaria is a superior country to England.
1. Go into most bars in Sofia that aren’t total dumps and they know how to make a White Russian.
2. Room service beer is 80p.
3. There are a few excellent Armenian restaurants, which aren’t filled with Nathan Barley arseholes as they would be here. Fuck off Gilbert and George!
4. Bulgaria isn’t England.
5. Hristo Stoichkov: