Why English footballers don’t move abroad
Footballers aren’t all completely stupid, it’s just hard to find one that isn’t Joey Barton, who’s just a bellend.
This transfer window there were countless transfers between Italy and England, Spain and Italy, Greece and Italy, England and France. But none of them included an English player of not going abroad.
With one exception. Joe Cole, who is commuting. Because he likes chips.
Here’s why English footballers won’t move abroad: