Top five examples of Garry Cook being a rum guy

As we type, Garry Cook’s own board at Manchester City are investigating his actions. Their chief executive is so clearly a baddie, such an arsehole, that we’ve been forced to produce this top five.

Here they are, the top five examples of Garry Cook being a rum guy:

But these are the men who reach the top; the men who always make it big.

That’s the world we live in. I blame you.