Hull vs Paris, a top 5

Today, one of Surreal Football is visiting Hull, two days before visiting Paris.  What contrast.  Still, these cities both have a very compelling quality.

Neither of them are London, the worst city in the world, liked only by idiots and the arrogants, the Ivan Plapps of the world.

Still, if you do live in London, or indeed anywhere filled with dreadful people, here is some respite.  Our top 5:

1.  Gary Cook killed his career.

2.  A handy way to understand football rivalries.

3.  Why English footballers stay in England.  Or Scotland.

4.  Jose Mourinho tribute.

5.  The best passes of all time, all by one fellow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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