Top 5 Football
Full English today. What a waste of time button mushrooms are. If they’re not in a stock, then they’re better off in the bin.
The English rugby side were beaten today. Do I care? No. Does anyone? Not that much. Though if you are going to be a woman in New Zealand, life will get much less threatening when the team returns home.
Our top 5:
1. Plastic Scousers. They’re alright.
2. The top 10 goalkeepers.
3. Some reasons to hate Chelsea.
4. The trouble with Tevez.
5. The best match report ever.