FLOWCHART: The Liverpool Premier League Revolt Survival Guide
Welcome, dear readers.
It appears that Liverpool, those bastions of altruism, equality, and general working-class solidarity, have decided to, in the words of their famous song, Go It Alone And Fuck Everybody Else.
Now, if you follow a Big Club, well, don’t worry. Your time will come soon after. For smaller clubs, things get a little sticky. How would Cardiff and Swansea compete with such wealth, for instance? Well, Surreal Football has heard from a reliable source that plans are afoot to… well, we can’t spill the beans, but let’s just say “Welsh Dragons United PLC.”
Anyway, that’s for the suits to decide. For you, the right-thinking, honourable, match-going, abuse-shouting fan, you need a helping hand. A survival guide, if you will. An easy step-by-step plan for coping with this chaos. Well, don’t say we’re not good to you.