Can Tomas Rosicky see into the future?

As if Arsene Wenger didn’t have enough to worry about, Arsenal’s Tomas ‘Cassandra’ Rosicky seems to know a free-kick is going in before it’s even gone into the back of the net:  a glimpse into his clairvoyant powers or just a glaring lack of faith in Wojciech Szczesny?

Look, he’s already walking back to the centre circle before Sebastian Larsson’s free-kick for Sunderland goes in, and it’s not the first time he’s done it this season – he did it for Wayne Rooney’s first free-kick in the 8-2 against Manchester United. With team-mates like these, who needs opponents? Wonder if he spends training chanting “dodgy keeper” at the Pole. Or perhaps he’s just so injury-prone, it’s best he keeps his physical activity to a strict minimum – turning around to prevent a possible goal, running around, that sort of thing.

Still, if he is psychic maybe he can advise Wenger on future transfer policy. Almunia? No. Squillaci? No. Chamakh? [Rosicky explodes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixf6n9iHcG4

 

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