The definitive Mario Balotelli formula

Mario Balotelli unveiled a t-shirt asking “Why always me?”. It was the latest in a reasonable collection of fun moments.

The man is good to watch: he’s a really good player, reckless on and off the pitch, and has been insulted by all the right snotty arseholes. Unfortunately he’s becoming a bit fashionable now so we’re keeping our fingers crossed that he kicks someone’s head in and the cool crowd wuss out of liking him again.

Anyway, here’s the definitive Balotelli formula.

My heart’s not in these pictures any more. Today.