Advice to Chelsea: A simple answer to winning in the Champions League
In order to win Champions League games, don’t let your centre backs take penalties! It’s obviously only us radical thinkers that can come up with this solution, so we’re sharing it with Chelsea. David Luiz missed one tonight. David Luiz is a centre back. You’d think they’d learn after John Terry in Moscow etc! etc! haha etc!
So then, a quick guesstimate of who to choose penalty takers from. Based on tonight’s lineup:
This is a rough list. Mainly, as you can see, we’ve gone for players paid for being able to score being good ones to score. We are though, European Football Experts. Others may find this more difficult to see.
John Terry would have had a cross next to his name, but he didn’t make the first XI. To clarify, this does not mean that he should be taking penalties, Chelsea. There had been talk that the manager was considering it.



