Manchester United sign Christian Eriksen in spending spree

Manchester United have definitely signed Ajax wonderkid Christian Eriksen, in a continued spree which has seen them add a huge number of players to their squad, a remarkable feat for a club with no money.

Some fans have begun to question Sir Alex Ferguson’s judgement, however, asking how Eriksen will possibly fit into a United team already containing Wesley Sneijder, Javi Martinez, and Mario Goetze, especially with midfield places still needed to accomodate Manchester United’s best strikers and defenders.

In addition, it’s not entirely clear whether Eriksen – slight, possibly a bit gawky-looking – will fit the masterplan of fixing the midfield problem at Manchester United through sheer sex.

Anyway, let’s put all that to one side. Have some Danish dynamite, courtesy of the wee jinky one.

 

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