Graph of John Terry’s relationships with various team’s fans
John Terry is, as we have discussed here often enough for you to know by now, an utter cunt. Watch him effortlessly spray out shite on any given day at any given ground. And yet for many it’s not that simple. We’ve commissioned a pretty scientific study of Terry’s relationship with fans of various clubs and come up with some pretty scientific graphs* which plot said relationships.
Terry’s relationship with Chelsea fans:
As you can see, it’s a pathetic loveathon, as you’d imagine. And remember, this was a scientific survey, so you can’t deny it. IT’S FACHT.
Onto John Terry’s relationship with all other fans:
As we can see, everyone except Chelsea fans sees him for the cunt he is. Again, remember that this was a scientific study. So pure fact.
