English football’s flowchart guide to qualifying from the Champions League group stages

Manchester United need a result in the final round of group games, so do Manchester City. Chelsea and Arsenal might well do to. It’s almost as if this happens every year. The pattern is so set that we’ve thrown together a quick flowchart to show you how it works.

Here it is, English football’s flowchart guide to qualifying from the Champions League group stages:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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