Brian Clough doesn’t need you
If anybody needs more written about him, it’s Brian Clough.
More exhaustive research, of course, that’s what needed. To amass all his interviews, his history and his life, and list it exhaustively.
Page after page of dry analysis, that’s what’s needed, that gets to the heart of Brian Clough.
So, we’ll be releasing a meta-analysis of every single thing written about Clough. It’ll be a four billion page monograph.
It’s gonna win awards. Pulitzers, Oscars, BAFTAs. They’ll all be ours.
Christ. What does Brian reckon?
What does he think, lets drily analyse the whole thing, on a loop, until we expire. Life ends a minute at a time, and this is what we’re doing to Brian Clough. It’s not on, chaps.