Manchester United, Manchester City crash out of Champions League

United lost.

City won, but so did Napoli.

Chelsea and Arsenal are through.

The capital is represented.

Not Manchester, though.

First time in a long time.

This text is here for formatting.

Actual reactions to come, I’m sure.

But for now, the hits.

The hits are calling.

And the result–the joke–is too funny to let slide for even a moment.

So here it is:

lol.

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