Diagram: Five things not to say to Chelsea’s Andre Villas-Boas right now
We’re here again, with another diagram. Saturday hits are always low but we fancy we can push them up with this baby. Chelsea have just dropped two points away to bottom of the table Wigan after surrendering a one-goal lead. The shambles of an equaliser they conceded late on will not go down well. And all the more so, because it ends what was starting to look like a run of good form, having knocked-off Valencia, Newcastle and Manchester City in recent weeks.
So, then, five things not to mention to Andre Villas-Boas:
This was fun. But I do like Villas-Boas. There’s something about someone who really is affected by all of the talk – who’s not just playing the game – that’s endearing. Partly, I think it’s because I’d be exactly the same. All the shit would get to me too.
And if you ever think this site has gone for the lower end of culture; right now, the X-Factor is on television. And people are watching it. Jezuz Christ.