Top 5 Football
A few days, if I have this right, until we celebrate the birth of Israel.I can’t wait. The only problem of course is that turkey is the worst meat. You can’t do shit with it.
Here’s our recipe.
Take your turkey and throw it in the bin.
Go and by a goose or a few ribs of beef to roast.
The Surreal Football Turkey Recipe. You are welcome.
Here’s our best of the week:
1. The Surreal Football top 100 players.
2. A Christmas warning!
3. Bloggers, evaluated.
4. The Chelsea Zoo.
5. We done a joke about postmodernism.


