Mario Balotelli: Colin Hunt Wacky Madman
Mario Balotelli, he’s funny right? He’s crazy. He’s loco, man!
‘Why always me?’ Do you remember that, it was hilarious! A man had a t-shirt, preprinted in cold blood, to show just how damn wacky he was. Look, it’s amazing.
Of course, the answer to, ‘why always me?’ is because, ‘you’re a try-hard twat.’ Who could that possibly be?
Initially, it was a breath of fresh air, especially as the blowhards in the studio, and the glorious Garth Crooks, dismissed him as a clown. The natural reaction is to disagree with anyone working for the BBC. At least for Crooks he probably had a sense of his own ridiculous, which is where Alan Green fails.
When it all comes down to it, he won’t be remembered for his goals. He’ll be remembered for this: