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Scott Dann’s reaction to his ruptured testicle

Scott Dann, now of Blackburn Rovers, once of Birmingham City, ruptured a testicle at the weekend.

We have an exclusive of his reaction as it happened.

But this is serious, so no laughing.

 

 

 

 

This is a genuine exclusive, so if you want to republish, we want a link, please. We took the time and effort to speak with Scott and we deserve recognition.

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