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The FCF Vodcast, Episode 2

In which Mr Richardson, Mr Steinberg, Mr Harris, and Mr Netherton consider the ramifications of the Premier League table, mull over the Playoffs, and engage in dialectical analysis of Uvver Fings. Two of the names are the wrong way round at the start. If you can correctly identify which two, good for ...

The Twitter Match Reports

We’re all going straight to Hell. CHE 2–1 BLB. Nurse saves life, earns pittance. Self-serving gonad kicks ball, earns millions. #ignorethedisparity&applaudourdescentintohell. EVE 3–1 NEW. Scenes of malnourished delirium as impoverished thespocracy crowned Least Shit Team on Miseryside. #youfinished7th MNC 3–2 QPR. Title goes tantric as last-gasp stunt cock Kun’s money shot finally ...

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