It’s the weekend. Now, if you work on weekends as we do, it’s basically just as crap as any other day. A hurricane of fun, made up of interaction with our readers and getting to watch as much football as only a deeply unhappy person could manage. Here’s the best stuff of the week.
1. Here is every transfer deadline day interview in one image. They’re all suspiciously similar.
2. Watch this disgrace, see how much embarrassment you can tolerate.
3. How would Jose Mourinho destroy your club? Find out here.
4. Liverpool’s Kenny Dalglish, piety and the herd.
5. And what would we find out if footballers really did let their football do the talking?