Eden Hazard and the Premier League Go Round
January took its last pained and pathetic breath almost two weeks ago and the completely annoying and pervasive transfer rumors were supposed to die with it. It follows reasonably, however, that once the transfer window became self aware it would only be a matter of time until it found a way to achieve immortality. With this French report that has been circulating today claiming Transfer Window darling Eden Hazard has chosen Tottenham as his destination, it would appear that no amount of silver bullets pumped into it’s chest could possibly kill the transfer window now. My God, what have we done.
Eden Hazard, for his part, would neither confirm nor deny the rumors (of course he wouldn’t, the ass) but merely restated his already well worn stance that he was indeed eyeing a move to England. Terrific. Tottenham isn’t exactly flush with cash at the moment, and Hazard won’t be cheap. So does this rumor actually hold any water?
Let me HAZARD a guess…
No.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Wow, that was easy. That’s all it takes to get you idiots to click on things? I should do this a lot more. Anyways, post this on forums. Retweet this. Tell all your friends. Pay me to entertain at your child’s birthday party. What’s that? A Pulitzer? Of course I’ll accept, but I couldn’t have ever done this if it wasn’t for the team here at the FCF and all of you on the internet with nothing else to do.
