Make-believing we’re together/That I’m sheltered by your heart/But in and outside I’ve turned to water/Like a teardrop in your palm/And it’s a hard winter’s day, I dream away.
Every now and again, you wonder where an arsehole like Michael Gove – one so totally tried and tested – has left to go. But that’s the beauty of the ilk: there’s always somewhere. Currently, he’s insisting that equality laws, which prohibit discrimination on grounds of sexual orientation, do not apply to the school curriculum; if religious intolerances want to denigrate genetics that don’t fit with their doctrine, then they can. Now, it may be that he’s able to find a loophole within the text to support this prejudice, but that’s hardly the point; where might laws of equality be better applied than in how we educate our children? What an arsehole this arsehole is.
Every now and again, you wonder where an arsehole like the Olympics – one so totally tried and tested – has left to go. But that’s the beauty of the ilk: there’s always somewhere. Currently, it’s insisting that the special traffic lanes in London – there to mimimise the nauseation for suits on freebies, and paid for by us – are out of bounds to ambulances carrying patients needing urgent, but not emergency attention. What an arsehole this arsehole is.
Excellent news, the Sun is going seven days a week. It’ll be tough at first, adjusting to the presence of a fresh paper every day. Seeing it cafes alongside the Sunday chips and beans, but we’ll get used to it. From Sunday to Monday, now, we can ignore the steaming pile of effluence every day of the week, not just our previous campaign of six.
Liverpool v Brighton, Crawley Town v Stoke and Stevenage v Spurs. The truth is that the FA Cup isn’t actually much worse in terms of quality than the Premier League. The lack of ambition and integrity is well matched in the cup competition, as is the stultifying brand of hoofball we get from most teams in the Premier League. The FA Cup isn’t dead, it’s just a zombie like the league.
A cunt and a scumbag indulged in a minor press conference scuffle. So fucking what?
Luis Suarez might go and watch Ajax at Old Trafford? So fucking what?