Off to Hawksmoor today, so the rest of the day is just dead time. Here’s something to keep you occupied.
1. Now we’ve got rid of Fabio Capello, says Andi Thomas, we have our excuses already prepared.
2. A celebration of a Manchester United hero and villain, Denis Law.
3. We started the week with someone elbowing off another man’s ear.
4. The best way for a club to unveil their new manager, by Jake Goretzki.
5. Our best post, ever, ever. A list of awful and weird injuries.