Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, Joachim Low: How to say no to replacing Andre Villas-Boas as Chelsea manager

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich sacked Andre Villas-Boas as the team’s manager on Sunday, now he faces a search to find a replacement. The only thing is, Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, Joachim Low and Brendan Rodgers (most memorably) have all got jobs and don’t seem interested. With rookie Roberto Di Matteo in caretaker charge at the moment, only Sven Goran Eriksson and Rafael Benitez have shown an interest. Bad for Chelsea, they’re getting desperate…

So, in what is becoming a real problem: If you are approached by Chelsea and pressured into taking the job, Jake Goretzki - cartoonist and illustrator, found on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/#!/jakegoretzk - has mapped out how to say no. Scroll down a little.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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