Dear The Readership

Dear The Readership,

Your laziness in assuming that we have done anything in the move from surrealfootball.com to thefcf.co.uk except added to what we did before is another disappointment to add to a growing list. To name a few golden oldies, there is of course your love of bright colours over words; there’s your taste for other writers who are bad, which, as you like us also, links us with those writers; and there’s also your obsession with a very small number of issues, within an already limited genre – football.

The latest one, laziness, will not do. We’ve had to stop you from commenting on our work because of it – you just can’t be trusted – and now I think we’re probably going to have to tell those of you who ask where the diagrams etc are that you’re not allowed back. The fucking Surreal Football stuff is in the Surreal Football section: http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/

Dear The Readership, you are the readershit. Yes, I went there.  http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/ http://thefcf.co.uk/category/surreal-football/

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