Happy Birthday Juan Sebastian Veron
I might have called him a fraud, but he has my respect for being a real life person who can get away with a goatee that is almost nailed-on David Brent. He looks like Satan. It’s a beard that promises devilishly seductive through-balls and an orgasm at half time for anyone who wants one, and maybe some who don’t. Happy birthday Juan Sebastian Veron, the sexx pirate.
Here’s my favourite low-resolution Veron moment:
And here’s something a little more meaty


