The Twitter Match Reports
Were there more games than this? I’ve lost interest completely.
BYN 1-1 CHE. Puffin-faced marionette Di Matteo ‘under consideration’ as shark-eyed despot John Toxic seeks to appoint a permanent Yes Man.
BPL 1-2 WHU. My testes-themed ‘Vaz difference’ pun isn’t that funny so I’ll take the opportunity to call Allardyce “the white Mugabe” instead.
Lut 1-2 Yor. 39,265 craptown jester hats descend on Wembley to pretend they don’t support Man United for a day.
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