Where Will Pep Guardiola Go?

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Rest, shmest. Pep Guardiola is apparently open to job offers!

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Do you know?
Do you know?
Do you know where Pep Guardiola will go?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go to Chelsea?
Or to Liverpool?
Or will he go to Inter Milan?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go to Fiorentina?
Or AC Milan?
Or will he go to Valencia?

 

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go to Aston Villa?
Or to Wigan?
Or will he go to Wolverhampton?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go to Shanghai Shenhua?
Or to Sydney FC?
Or will he go to the New York Cosmos?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go on vacation?
Or on holiday?
Or will he go on a holiday vacation?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go to a house?
With a mouse
Or a scouse?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he sit in a chair?
Or fly through the air?
Or will he just stand by your window and stare?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go to England?
Or maybe to France?
Or will he just go see your mom’s underpants?

 

Where will Pep Guardiola go?
Will he go to Jupiter, to get more stupider?
Or to Mars, to get more candy bars?
Or will he go to a black hole, to get spaghettified?

 

We just don’t know
Where Pep Guardiola will go.
We tried our best at guessing, though!

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