WHAT’S GOING ON?
Are the Euro 2012s a shadowy conspiracy?
Define ‘Family Reasons’
Andi goes Swans.
‘There are downsides to looking this perfect’: Why footballers hate me for being beautiful
With apologies to Samantha Brick.
What Is The Greatest Response To Being Asked “Who Is The Greatest Footballer Of All Time?” Of All Time?
As you may noticed, Leo Messi scored more goals than usual on Wednesday, a feat that cause several national ...
STOP BANTER
Bantersaurus, Banta Claus, Immanuel Bant, all nicknames for the mildly articulate Andi Thomas. He’s doing banter!
Those Euro 2012 excuses in full
England are a shambles. But then, I would say that. I support Wales, for a start, so I’m clearly ...
How to write about footballers on Twitter
Andi Thomas is an enigma. If he isn’t taking a wry look at footballers, he’s taking a wry look ...
Football is nothing like chess
A note. This is a piece about something that happens rarely, and is of vanishingly small importance when it ...
What are footballs really made of?
Andi Thomas investigates what’s really used in making footballs – all is not quite as it seems.
Has the transfer market become self aware?
It began, as so many things do, with an unexpected phone call. Clam Shuttleworth, who represents a number of ...
