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Footurology: Dispatches from the future of The Beautiful Game, Part IV

Callum Hamilton

  By Scott Oliver It was the great Gazza himself who said “I don’t make predictions, and I never ...

Footurology: Dispatches from the future of The Beautiful Game, Part III

Callum Hamilton

  By Scott Oliver It was the great Gazza himself who said “I don’t make predictions, and I never ...

Footurology: Dispatches from the future of The Beautiful Game, Part II

Callum Hamilton

  By Scott Oliver It was the great Gazza himself who said “I don’t make predictions, and I never will” ...

Footurology: Dispatches from the future of the Beautiful Game, Part I

Callum Hamilton

It was the great Gazza himself who said “I don’t make predictions, and I never will” and up until ...

Z-Men: The Top 10 Goalkeeperz

Callum Hamilton

Words by Scott Oliver. Illustration by Simon Mitchell. Z-MEN In a recent survey conducted by BonkersStats magazine, it was ...

Ronaldinho (The Surreal Football-approved greatest XI of all-time)

Callum Hamilton

Ronaldinho, by Scott Oliver It is, I am well aware, quite difficult to claim of someone capable of eating ...

Surreal Football Greatest XI: Zinedine Zidane

Callum Hamilton

By Scott Oliver Question: Do you see filmmakers lining up to make art house movies tracking Gareth Barry in ...

Surreal Football Greatest XI: Michael Laudrup

Alexander Netherton

The next time you hear Jamie Redknapp or Andy Townsend gush about some crashingly limited midfield donkey’s “triffic enjinn,” ...

The Greatest Football’rs

Alexander Netherton

The other day – and it was, literally, the other day (literally literally, not figuratively literally) – I got ...

Lunatic Fringe

Alexander Netherton

By Scott Oliver. Ask a learnèd man to explain the general cause of historical events and chances are he ...

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Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

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Wednesday Wordemup

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A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

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Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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