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Deep soul from our vault: Grandstand, Saturday 20th April 1990

Daniel Harris

Bob Wilson and Bruce Hornsby take us through the tables.

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Deep soul from our vault: one of the most miserable goals you’ll ever see

Daniel Harris

Followed by a very nice one.

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Deep soul from our vault: Gianfranco Zola turns Julian Dicks inside out

Daniel Harris

And it’s not a pretty sight: guts, gizzard, innards, and all that kind of thing.

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Deep soul from our vault: Patrick Kluivert takes revenge on Belgium

Daniel Harris

But doesn’t prod it in with his willy, the wimp.

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Deep soul from our vault: the best worst goal you’ll ever see

Daniel Harris

Werner Dreßel scores for 1.FC Nürnberg against VfB Stuttgart against  in 1982, obviously.

Barry Davies, Barry Davies commentary, Barry Davies commentator, football, sport, England, Colombia, England v Colombia, Rene Higuita

Deep soul from our vault: ha ha ha ha – why can’t all commentators laugh like Barry Davies

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“Base camp!” shrieked Peter Drury when Arsenal scored their second goal on Tuesday night, liquidising into hot semen shortly ...

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Deep soul from our vault: a deliciously nonchalant assault on Robbie Savage

Daniel Harris

    You know how this one goes, because you’ve fantasised about it. Savage has his back to you, ...

Deep soul from our vault: another great goal that never was

Daniel Harris

Neil Webb crosses from the right – no one knows what possessed him to trundle over there, nor how ...

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Deep soul from our vault: Chris Gayle sledges Michael Clarke

Daniel Harris

Because you love Chris Gayle.

scott carson, england, england squad, football, sport

All this talk of Scott Carson and England squads

FCF

Finally, a true Englishman is in charge of the England team.

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Thursday Thrap

Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

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Wednesday Wordemup

Daniel Harris

A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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