Bob Wilson and Bruce Hornsby take us through the tables.
Followed by a very nice one.
And it’s not a pretty sight: guts, gizzard, innards, and all that kind of thing.
But doesn’t prod it in with his willy, the wimp.
Werner Dreßel scores for 1.FC Nürnberg against VfB Stuttgart against in 1982, obviously.
“Base camp!” shrieked Peter Drury when Arsenal scored their second goal on Tuesday night, liquidising into hot semen shortly ...
You know how this one goes, because you’ve fantasised about it. Savage has his back to you, ...
Neil Webb crosses from the right – no one knows what possessed him to trundle over there, nor how ...
Because you love Chris Gayle.
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