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Deep soul from our vault: Gianfranco Zola turns Julian Dicks inside out

Daniel Harris

And it’s not a pretty sight: guts, gizzard, innards, and all that kind of thing.

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The Premier League Twitter Match Reports

Alexander Netherton

Some more 140 long jazz from Little Big Match.

On This Day: Manchester United come back from 2 down against Barcelona

Callum Hamilton

At the semi-final stage of the Champions League last year, a few commentators ventured the theory that European football ...

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Deep soul from our vault: Patrick Kluivert takes revenge on Belgium

Daniel Harris

But doesn’t prod it in with his willy, the wimp.

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Deep soul from our vault: the best worst goal you’ll ever see

Daniel Harris

Werner Dreßel scores for 1.FC Nürnberg against VfB Stuttgart against  in 1982, obviously.

Happy Birthday Juan Sebastian Veron

Alexander Netherton

I might have called him a fraud, but he has my respect for being a real life person who ...

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On This Day: Biggie Smalls shot dead, 1997

Daniel Harris

Fuck all you hoes.

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On This Day: Sunderland beat Man United, 1997

Daniel Harris

  A particular pain in the arse if it happened to be your eighteenth birthday, exacerbated up the rectum ...

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Deep soul from our vault: ha ha ha ha – why can’t all commentators laugh like Barry Davies

Daniel Harris

“Base camp!” shrieked Peter Drury when Arsenal scored their second goal on Tuesday night, liquidising into hot semen shortly ...

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Deep soul from our vault: a deliciously nonchalant assault on Robbie Savage

Daniel Harris

    You know how this one goes, because you’ve fantasised about it. Savage has his back to you, ...

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Thursday Thrap

Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

Riot Damage around Tottenham

Wednesday Wordemup

Daniel Harris

A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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