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Musical Match Report: Swansea 0 – 1 Manchester United

Andy Pacheco-Fores

On Saturday, Manchester United went to Wales and played against Swansea, the English Premier League’s first Welsh team. The match marked the first league game that Ryan Giggs ever ...

The Cloud of Unknowing: A Meditation on Liverpool 0 – 0 Swansea

Andy Pacheco-Fores

There’s something about scoreless draws. 0-0. They’re a sticking point for many an American sports fan being evangelized, who ...

Illustrated Premier League Match Report: QPR 2 – 3 Manchester City

Andy Pacheco-Fores

I spaced these reports out on purpose, as a kindness to all you poor souls suffering through the drudgery ...

Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Fulham 1 – 3 Tottenham Hotspur like you’ve never seen

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Listen, let me just be the first to get this out of the way, ok? Fulham were ROBBED the ...

Illustrated Premier League Match Report: Fulham 1 – 3 Tottenham Hotspur like you’ve never seen

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Listen, let me just be the first to get this out of the way, ok? Fulham were ROBBED the ...

Illustrated Premier League Match Reports: the Weekend Round Up like you’ve never seen

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Sorry for having taken so long to get this to you, dear readers. As you may know, it’s November, ...

Illustrated Premier League Match Reports: the Weekend Round Up like you’ve never seen

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Sorry for having taken so long to get this to you, dear readers. As you may know, it’s November, ...

Illustrated English Premier League Match Report: Chelsea 3 – 5 Arsenal like you’ve never seen

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Ding-dong, hello! The good ol’ English Premier League is really living up to its The Best League In The ...

Illustrated Premier League Match Reports: The Weekend Round-Up like you’ve never seen

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Most of you can’t watch every game. Maybe you have jobs and lives that take up your time. Maybe ...

The Illustrated Manchester Derby: City 6 – 1 United like you’ve never seen

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Every dog has his day, they say. Nothing gold can stay, they say. Rough winds do shake the darling ...

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Thursday Thrap

Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

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Wednesday Wordemup

Daniel Harris

A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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