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The three factors of success for Chelsea

FCF

After winning the Champions League last term, expectations for Chelsea were certainly high ahead of this campaign. The investment ...

Xavi and Friend

18 Things Xavi Does Instead of Kissing Girls

Neil Manich

1. Watches and rewatches every game of football ever recorded, including cell camera footage of fat Americans playing five ...

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Where Will Pep Guardiola Go?

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Rest, shmest. Pep Guardiola is apparently open to job offers!

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Is Pep Guardiola Leaving Barcelona?

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Is he? Is he? Is he leaving? Is he? Is he? He is? Is he? Is Pep Guardiola leaving ...

Football: Testamonial - Ajax v Bayern Munich

Happy Birthday Johan Cruyff!

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Today is Johan Cruijff’s birthday. Happy birthday guy!

The Actual Team of the Year

Neil Manich

Today the PFA released their “team of the year,” and, unsurprisingly, it’s complete shit. Because I’m charitable, I decided ...

Brian Clough reacts to FA statement on Mario Balotelli

Andy Pacheco-Fores

The Football Association will not take action against Mario Balotelli for a controversial high challenge the Manchester City striker ...

On Barcelona’s Fifth Consecutive European Semi-Final

Andy Pacheco-Fores

With Barcelona’s dodgy-penalty-stained 3-1 victory over AC Milan yesterday, the Catalan juggernauts qualified for their fifth consecutive Champions League ...

A History of Violence: The King

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Another childish celebration

Alexander Netherton

Ruud.

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Thursday Thrap

Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

Riot Damage around Tottenham

Wednesday Wordemup

Daniel Harris

A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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