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Flowchart: How Manchester United beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-1

Ethan Dean-Richards

Today Manchester United beat an excellent Tottenham 3-1 away at White Hart Lane. Tottenham dominated possession and United looked ...

Flowchart: Chelsea and Andre Villas-Boas

Ethan Dean-Richards

Today Chelsea sacked Andre Villas-Boas, their manager of just a few months. AVB’s 3yr contract was worth £14m. On ...

Flowchart: Who’s allowed to gloat today?

Ethan Dean-Richards

It seems like everyone is a bit rubbish at the moment. We’ve looked into who’s actually allowed to gloat, ...

What not to mention to Chelsea fans today

Ethan Dean-Richards

Yesterday, Chelsea were winning 3-0 and then they drew 3-3 with Manchester United. This was bad for them. They’re ...

Flowchart: Arsenal’s transfer policy

Alexander Netherton

Arsene Wenger has seen it all. A washed up keeper from Celta Vigo being given a chance in the ...

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Flowchart guide to Manchester United’s January spending plans

Ethan Dean-Richards

Sprung from cages out on highway 9, chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin’ out over the line. Baby this ...

Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Manchester City vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Diagram: How To Wind Up Spurs Fans

Andy Pacheco-Fores

In the great wide world, many a fan of one team will come across many a fan of another ...

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Flowchart guide to Manchester City’s January transfer window

Ethan Dean-Richards

Roberto Mancini is a complicated man. For instance, sometimes he thinks that trying to influence a referee is bad, ...

Top five examples of Garry Cook being a rum guy

Ethan Dean-Richards

As we type, Garry Cook’s own board at Manchester City are investigating his actions. Their chief executive is so ...

Diagram: The worst 5 aspects of Arsenal’s transfer policy

Ethan Dean-Richards

Kaboom! It’s last year, no, the year before, no, the year before that. Whichever year it is, Arsene Wenger’s ...

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Thursday Thrap

Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

Riot Damage around Tottenham

Wednesday Wordemup

Daniel Harris

A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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