Diagram: How to make an Arsenal fan cry
Sport is a few things – competition, lies, money – but making Arsenal fans cry is good fun. It’s ...
How to annoy Harry Redknapp
Harry Redknapp, he’s a terrible person, let’s be honest. He gave the world Jamie Redknapp, the worst person in ...
How to wind up a Liverpool fan
Ah, Liverpool. The place reason goes to die, where logic means nowt. Rafa Benitez, then, can be the greatest ...
How to wind up a Manchester United fan
In the first of a new series, we’ll be explaining how to use simple words and coloured-in triangles to ...
Flowchart: How to deal with England friendlies
England occasionally play friendly games. This is a problem. Inevitably it won’t be fun; something will go wrong, someone ...
Transfer Flowchart: Manchester City
Right. Manchester City. We don’t particularly mind them one way or another here. Mancini’s a bit of a clown, ...
Football: A self-portrait
Introduction. Introduction man. I am the introduction man. Like me. Love me. Leave me. Here’s the flowchart. This was ...
Football evil diagram: where does your club fit?
Let me start by saying that we at Surreal Football hate all football fans equally. Nevertheless, it is difficult ...
Barcelona’s transfer strategy, a flowchart
There is nothing we enjoy more than writing an intro to fill space on a Monday morning/afternoon. This is ...
Phone Hacking Scandal Explained
Rebekah Brooks is a despicable human being who deserves to go to jail, and be stripped of any privilege. ...
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