Surreal Football Headlines

One of the most childish and enjoyable celebrations

Alexander Netherton

Lukas Podolski vs Nuri Sahin

What We Think of You

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Delivered by Charles Bukowski. It’s awful. Goodnight.

Panini ’83 With A Twist

Alexander Netherton

Jake Goretzki has given us an artist’s impression of some vintage Panini.

In Castigation: Formula 1

Alexander Netherton

It would be easy to criticise Formula 1 for its smugness, inherent lack of morality, environmental unfriendliness, sexism, bandwagon-jumping, ...

soccer - Tottenham v Wigan

The Hipster Speaks: A Castigation

Andy Pacheco-Fores

We ruined everything. From music to cinema to clothes, certainly none of which were already ruined long before we ...

Fernando Torres Scored

Andy Pacheco-Fores

He netted the third and fourth goals in Chelsea’s 5-2 Sixth Round FA Cup win against Leicester City, but ...

Read an Excerpt of a New Book Featuring Luis Suarez

Neil Manich

What follows is an excerpt from the new book Spinsters Seeking Your First Born by Neil Manich. The following ...

New policy on football fans

Ethan Dean-Richards

   

Happy Birthday, Jewish Jewish Writer Jacob Steinberg

Alexander Netherton

Yom huledet sameakh!

Dear The Readership

Ethan Dean-Richards

Dear The Readership, Your laziness in assuming that we have done anything in the move from surrealfootball.com to thefcf.co.uk ...

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Thursday Thrap

Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

Riot Damage around Tottenham

Wednesday Wordemup

Daniel Harris

A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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