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It’s Dan Harris’ birthday! – now with additional notes

Ethan Dean-Richards

Happy birthday Dan Harris!* Maybe buy his book? *Danny D-boy  Uncle D  Daniel D-bar

Cartoon: Introducing the newest trophy in English football

FCF

In football, trophies are what matter to a lot of people. Unfortunately there aren’t enough to go around to ...

Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, Joachim Low: How to say no to replacing Andre Villas-Boas as Chelsea manager

FCF

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich sacked Andre Villas-Boas as the team’s manager on Sunday, now he faces a search to ...

MS Paint: Swansea manager Brendan Rodgers burns Chelsea

Ethan Dean-Richards

Swansea manager Brendan Rodgers may well deal in bland passing football that people only pretend to like because they ...

Cartoon: What do you call a middle-class football hooligan?

FCF

When you think of football hooliganism at football grounds you think of all the old classics: Millwall, West Ham, ...

Norwich v Chelsea

Who should replace Andre Villas-Boas as Chelsea manager?

Ethan Dean-Richards

Yesterday Chelsea sacked Andre Villas-Boas, a classic joke-move, and now it turns out that they’ve met with Rafael Benitez ...

Flowchart: How Manchester United beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-1

Ethan Dean-Richards

Today Manchester United beat an excellent Tottenham 3-1 away at White Hart Lane. Tottenham dominated possession and United looked ...

Flowchart: Chelsea and Andre Villas-Boas

Ethan Dean-Richards

Today Chelsea sacked Andre Villas-Boas, their manager of just a few months. AVB’s 3yr contract was worth £14m. On ...

Deep soul: The Tottenham Ultras

Alexander Netherton

It’s their official video. Wait for the crescendo.

How to be a Successful Fitba Writer

Neil Manich

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Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

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A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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