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Arjen Robben v Marc Overmars (v Willem Van Hanegem)

Ethan Dean-Richards

Football talk thrives on comparisons. They’re not useful, but to point that out is to suppose that any kind ...

Exclusive: The Roberto Mancini and Carlos Tevez song

Ethan Dean-Richards

Carlos Tevez is back at Manchester City, playing in the reserves today to gain some fitness, having apologised to ...

Flowchart: Who’s allowed to gloat today?

Ethan Dean-Richards

It seems like everyone is a bit rubbish at the moment. We’ve looked into who’s actually allowed to gloat, ...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s ridiculous backheel for Real Madrid against Rayo

Callum Hamilton

If there’s one thing we love at The FCF, It’s Real Madrid, and Cristiano Ronald- if there’s two things ...

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Five things Arsene Wenger thinks are true, but aren’t

Ethan Dean-Richards

This week he finally did it: Wenger cracked like a half empty jar of pickle gasping for the air ...

Liverpool’s Best League Cup Moment

Alexander Netherton

Livepool have a rich and strong history in the League Cup. For a while, Wembley was Liverpool’s second home ...

Cartoon: Who will be the next Chelsea manager be?

Ethan Dean-Richards

Jake Goretzki, found on Twitter at @jakegoretzki, has fired off another cartoon. Well, that makes the process sound fresh, ...

Counterpoint: Dude with Chainsaw at Portland Timbers games is the best team in the world

Neil Manich

Earlier today my esteemed (close enough) colleague Andres Pacheco Fores made the argument for Universidad de Chile as the ...

Universidad de Chile is the best team in the world

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Forget Barcelona. Forget Real Madrid. Forget Manchesters United and City. Forget Bayern Munich. It’s all about La U. They’re ...

Welcome Back Carlitos

Andy Pacheco-Fores

Carlos Tevez made his return to English professional football tonight, appearing as a substitute in Manchester City’s 2-1 home ...

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Thursday Thrap

Alexander Netherton

Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair one/Hold me back the simple fact is/That I’m all that and I’m always near/One sexy can’t perplex me ...

Riot Damage around Tottenham

Wednesday Wordemup

Daniel Harris

A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast train/Of the last train to trancentral

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Tuesday Toss

Alexander Netherton

Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly

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Monday Mumble

Alexander Netherton

You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face

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